…not just Canadians:

You’ll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie - 1980

No clairvoyancy needed - Revelation is just a hyperbolic list of stuff that the Emperor Nero had already done, dressed up with a bunch of supernatural gubbins and set in the future.

Narcissists gonna narcissist…

Have a look under POST Behaviour.

Ambassador Mollari: Tell me, is there anyone along our border with whom we are not currently at war?

Lord Refa: We need the room to expand.

Ambassador Mollari: Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts.

Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.

Babylon 5 - Ceremonies of Light and Dark

“Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space. Listen…” and so on.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Repurpose any useful bits, Mythbuster the rest.

Wanna fuck?

or

Fuck off!

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you.

Terry Pratchett - Equal Rites

Fairly large chunks of Windows code are examples of the latter, in fact.