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Their VR Chat clone didn’t quite pan out. Their Twitter clone didn’t quite pan out. Onto the Reddit clone.

I think it’s mass anxiety caused by uncertainty across the board.

Political uncertainty as far right and authoritarian movements pick up speed in various democracies.

Labor market uncertainties due to companies tightening their belts in the face of economic uncertainty, and trying to replace workers with AI.

Economic uncertainty due to wars disrupting energy and supply chains and the looming specter of recession/depression.

Geopolitical uncertainty due to several ongoing wars and several tense situations that could devolve into actual conflicts, not to mention the major paradigm shift happening where the US is actively ceding its position as a global leader to China.

Climate uncertainty as we refuse to address climate change and burn mountains of coal to power plagiarized chat bots.

The weirdest part is everybody is for the most part pretending everything is normal while silently being anxious on their own.

Every country denuclearizes immediately… By launching the entire planetary stockpile at their home planet.

I hope the ones that remain will be demoralized and disgruntled enough to sabotage/cripple the company internally as well.

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I’m really curious how “AI” helped him golf, other than providing basic advice he could have found just as easily anywhere else.

No that’s literally it. Could have gotten the same result by trolling around a golf forum for 10 or 15 minutes.

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My company recently hired some “AI expert” to help us slop the place up a bit more. He gave a presentation where he had an expressionless, dead-eyed, generated version of himself straight from the bottom of the uncanny valley introduce him, talked about how much he loves AI “art,” droned on about how AI helped him improve his golf game, then proceeded to give the most substanceless presentation for a good half hour rife with buzzwords and AI generated stock photos.

So anyway, employee morale is super high now that we had to sit through a presentation where a man making 3 times our salary demonstrated that his entire job is to tell the executives what they want to hear about AI every once in a while and play around with chatbots and AI image and video software the rest of the time.

A uranium powered kettle is straight out of the fallout universe

It certainly never stopped me from pirating music back in middle school

No, half the people who actually showed up to vote voted for the guy

He only got 49.8% of the popular vote in 2024, so while it’s close enough that most people would accept rounding up, even this statement is not factual in the most literal interpretation.

Or for raping and sexually abusing all those women and children over the years

AI = “Actually Indians”

Pretty much any conservative I’ve talked to insists that Kamala Harris would be “just as bad.” No matter how badly they think their golden boy is doing, they’ll always convince themselves he’s still the best pick.

When I was in college in 2013, this one guy in one of my Computer Science classes was talking about this new app called Tinder. Nobody could understand what the appeal of it was, everyone seemed to agree it was weirdly superficial and shallow.

Pretty surreal looking back now that app-based dating has become such a standard thing. Glad I met my wife before it happened, I’m not cut out this brave new dating world.

Learn to eat a burrito cleanly, the cheese should not end up in the drain. Skill issue.

Where is TempleOS you heathen?

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