I know the struggle. I work with people in their 20s and people in their 60s, with various language barriers between us. The IT department should pay me because I save them 5 calls a day. Why can’t they ever see what I’m telling them to click? And why do they just click on anything when they don’t see it?

Everyone should take ivermectin for hantavirus and covid-19 to deplete the global supply. Sincerely, Horse worms

Tryptophan makes you sleepy on Thanksgiving.

Large doses of Tryptophan can make you sleepy, but the amount you get in turkey doesn’t come close. Thanksgiving meals make you sleepy because you eat a huge meal. Eat a huge meal without turkey and you will be tired, eat a normal sized meal with turkey and you won’t be more tired than any other meal.

They have pepsi in Italy. There are some differences in what is allowed in American food vs European food but none of them would explain bloating or laziness. You may have some digestive issues because I don’t get those symptoms when eating American pasta or pizza unless I eat way too much.

We were looking, just not there. There was literally no preamble to this war, Iran wasn’t even in the news.

I always thought it was funny how tough that steak seems based on his chewing.

That seems like a good deal, can you promise not to be seen in public with me too?

You need therapy.

They are definitely bread, not cracker like at all.

It’s the beer I drank before I learned to like beer

As a Washington resident, take us! TAKE US PLEASE!

If it only cost pennies to print it’s not strong enough.

How cold is your room?

It’s enraging because I am rational. Your irrational arguments make me angry.

Could be referring to one specific location, most likely just a set up for the joke

American Catholics are a very diverse group. Some (not many) are young Earth creationists but I was taught evolution in Catholic school. Most are amazingly ignorant of their own religion and just believe whatever they want then do mental gymnastics to make it fit.

That is pretty obviously the tough outer layer of an onion, not plastic. They didn’t take off enough layers of the onion. No one is going to wrap onions in plastic because that would actually make them spoil faster.

Federal Marshalls, or local law enforcement.