You mean we’d be equal, and you’re making that sound like a bad thing.

I have nothing against immigrants, BUT I prefer cool, wet weather to hit and dry weather.

Maybe that hole is made for you?

AI slop.

Nice and firm.

Thai me up daddy.

You know how I know that story’s fake? You said fries instead of chips. You’re nothing but a phoney!

Cor blimey, guv’nor. It ent no wonder the poor bloke suicided, he ent ‘ad nowt to eat but kippers and marmalade for bleedin’ weeks.

Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).

Everybody wants something. They’ll take your money and never give up.

I don’t know you, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that you haven’t seen my toilet.