average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit
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40·8 days agoIt’s like they created a very good phone tree and are trying to shove it into everything that never had or needed a phone tree in the first place.
23·14 days agoIt’s death by a thousand cuts.
I’m seeing more people take public transit (I always have), more people at WinCo (low price store in pnw), I can’t imagine how turbulent/abundant the seas have been with streaming.
Our apartment has hook ups for washers and dryers, and I was putting that off/we’ve been content to use the communal washer/dryer space, but uhhh, I’m gonna get on that soon.
With all the money I’ll be saving with making changes I’ll be… right back to where I was at the start of this administration 😔
3·15 days agoOh I’m positive. The flipside is I watch a lot of reality TV with them as they enjoy our riffing it together; I do not care one iota for most reality TV, including what they make me watch, but I do it for them, and there’s always time later to turn it back to my tastes. It’s a balancing act.
But also I still keep track of external factors if it’s not enough. I returned two shopping carts to the corral and held the door open at Red Robin for some sort of school visit and by my calculations those were enough points to get me a Heat rewatch with them.
My spouse does this too. I’m down to MST3K roast a show or movie if it’s bad or I’ve seen it before, but we have an agreement if I care and want to be immersed I’ll let them know…
…and then if it turns out the movie’s bad I’m down to roast it.
Sometimes I’m enjoying a movie and I can tell they want to talk, and it drives them insane, but they respect the agreement.
Sure it is:
“They investigated me for month — found nothing!!! So 15 year old charges resulted,” said the short note, which is hard to decipher in some places.
“It is a treat to be able to choose” the “time to say goodbye,” the note continues. “Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!”
“NO FUN,” it concludes, with those words underlined. “NOT WORTH IT!!”
You can also see a picture of the note here.
reads like how Trump would write his
(…🤞)
rip if you have a dust mite allergy
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6·23 days agoI mean the sterility of his appearance could’ve fooled me.
💀 🌽😌 only the REAL corn say such a corny line.
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL CORN??
🌽🌽 🔫😰
I’ll rescind the APB.
My two acceptable hypotheses:
- We are in a simulation and these are remnants from server migration/discrepancies in the instances.
- These are dry runs of the man seeing what history they can get away with rewriting and convince us was true.
No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala
Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.
You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.
Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?
Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)
Hm? Did you say something? Sorry, I was distracted.