I’d give laser pointers to Neanderthals. Even if they did figure out some useful application for them (maybe hunting?) they’d run out of batteries eventually.
A Furby.
Robotic animal recreations were actually very popular in the ancient world.
The mechanical Furk
The fleshlight
oh I’d teach 'em modern english, and then dump a truck load of People’s Magazine’s outside their hut
Going for a hunt today? Can’t. Need to know what Janniston said to Branjelo on page 4
An LED light bulb.
A Roman dodecahedron, it fucks with modern people as well.
Ha ha, that’s my one too - tell us what these bloody things are for!!
a slot machine and a battery to keep it running
Flashlights.
Fleshlights
Flushlights.
Yes, toilet illuminators, what of it?
Magnets
And for generations people will ask “Magnets, how do they fucking work?”
Just wait til they discover long neck giraffes, pet cats, and dogs
A solar panel with a light attached.
That one would actually make more sense if you’ve never seen either part separately, but I like the spirit.
My thought process was, this produces light only when there is light outside making it effectively useless.
Exactly, although to a cave person that’s just an interesting device that redirects sunlight somehow. They’d have to understand it could have been stored up for night or used for something else, in order to feel ripped off.
Something with gears. Like a cranked egg whisk. Huge amounts of science went into this, but all of it should be replicable in a few generations of experiment with even bronze working. And it should inspire inventors of the age too
Or wood. Mills used wooden peg gears to great effect for a long time.
The bigger challenge is to have enough jobs worth doing with gears to keep craftsmen trained, since making a smooth turning gear by hand is a thing. If this is Rome, there will be, but they already had some knowledge of gears. If it’s cavemen there’s not a chance.
That singing fish animatronic. Convinced people it’s a god. Wait for the battery to die and the eventual religious crisis.
They would be deeply concerned as it appears to get slowly possessed by a demon when the batteries are low
A snow globe from Niagra Falls, a clothes hanger, A Buttplug, a die cast Model of The General Lee, some Tide pods, an assortment of Weeble Wobble’s, The Complete Jane Fonda Workout (large print, hardback edition), A magnifying glass, A bag of Candy Corn.
Need justifications
You’re just listing all the things within arms reach, aren’t you?
Arms reach because they’ve all just been pulled out of an ass.
These items are in my go bag.
one of those fleshlight vibrators that suck your dick
Neanderthal goes extinct.
Hey this might help us out. If Neanderthals learn how to sit for hrs a day we would get that evolutionary advantage.
I mean, we’re not descended from neanderthals. And you don’t need a chair to sit.
Partially we are. They found Neanderthal DNA in modern humans, meaning our ancestors found them nice enough…
Okay, yes, so technically we are a bit, at least for humans with ancestry outside of Africa. Touche.
But, they weren’t an earlier version of humans like (still) gets implied in pop culture sometimes. More of an alternate modern group that went extinct.
A single glass coca-cola bottle
You must be crazy. ;)
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