ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 hours agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down11
arrow-up1506arrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 hours agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 hours agoBingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
minus-squareOth@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 hours agoBoss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
minus-squareSausage_Mahoney@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 hours agoYou get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That was a poem for a simpler time. Now boss gets a billion, While workers get jack That’s why we strike To get our lives back!
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 hours agoThe boss makes a dollar I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines
Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Now boss gets a billion,
While workers get jack
That’s why we strike
To get our lives back!
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time
Now his boss makes 1000
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It beats guillotines