everyone says “form a union” or “quit your job”. weak aura. ​the real move is psychological warfare. yesterday my manager asked me why I missed the deadline. I simply looked at him, blinked slowly, and said “what deadline? you’ve been in a coma for 3 years, Richard. please wake up.” ​he started crying. I took his wallet. ​I’ve been studying applied workplace sociopathy and mind control tricks from howiconvincedthem.com, and honestly, if you aren’t using dark behavioral psychology to make your middle-management boss question their own sanity, you are leaving money on the table. ​next week I am going to use an identity-value flip tactic to convince the CEO that I am actually his father. wish me luck.

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    16 hours ago

    if you need, i can fuck your mom so you can really get inside the manager’s head

    the best way to defeat thine enemy is to “know” thine enemy

    so heck maybe we should seduce the manager also