everyone says “form a union” or “quit your job”. weak aura. the real move is psychological warfare. yesterday my manager asked me why I missed the deadline. I simply looked at him, blinked slowly, and said “what deadline? you’ve been in a coma for 3 years, Richard. please wake up.” he started crying. I took his wallet. I’ve been studying applied workplace sociopathy and mind control tricks from howiconvincedthem.com, and honestly, if you aren’t using dark behavioral psychology to make your middle-management boss question their own sanity, you are leaving money on the table. next week I am going to use an identity-value flip tactic to convince the CEO that I am actually his father. wish me luck.


Did you fuck his mom yet?
That’s the true power play. Fuck the CEOs Mom and make him call you daddy
Hhhhh not yet
Make sure to walk into his office the day after and ask him if he’s winning yet
I already did. He just stared at the wall and mumbled something about Q3 projections. The reprogramming is almost complete.