The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoBeer garden readylemmy.worldimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1663arrow-down114
arrow-up1649arrow-down1imageBeer garden readylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 days agoDude has never seen a hill in his life.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoHe’s seen lots, just all downhill.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoEven downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoDoesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoLegend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoBro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
Bro is anti leg day
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Hand stands only bro
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Bro definitely drives to the gym
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems