Continental Roll please + 1 A&W Root Beer can(no sarsaparilla).
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need
Can you grab me some democracy while you’re out?
Four whole chickens and a Coke.
Can I get a “fuck you” to these bitches from all of my niggas who don’t love hoes? They get no dough.
My family’s usual response to this is: “a bag of 100 USD bills”.
I’m annoyed just repeating it.
Go pee for me, I don’t want to get out of bed
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn’t have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
What was the games room like?
That’s… disgustingly impressive.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
Oh, it’s okay, I kept a rag next to the funnel. And I used a funnel. Belt and braces, you see?
A bagel.
Always bagel.
Chive cream cheese or regular?
Black licorice.
can you clean the gutters and take out the trash?
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
Could you swing by the pharmacy and pick up my wife’s meds for me?
Thanks.
Edit: there shouldn’t be a co-pay, but if there is let me know and I’ll send you the cash.
Ayo I gotchu
Slushie pls! Its 99¢ day for an extra large
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
You know it’s Lima for Lima, Peru? Surprise fact.
