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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Cats love routines

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Cats love routines

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    My cat ran into itself once. Made a real grimaced mackering splat. The fat fu ker didn’t even. In the tapioca. Like, the fuck is his problem? Cats are do not is not a thing.

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      Carbon monoxide is scary

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        I have more balls in my ass than me, myself, and Catdog like fire go fumble fuck like a stork

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      Do you smell toast?

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        I am burnt toast man. For real. I am, just as Jesus said.

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      Sir, do we need to call an ambulance? Sir? SIR?!

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        2 days ago

        Excuse me, my pronouns are it/it. I identify as a sexual predator and as a protected class in the society manifested by the Trump administration, I would like to submit a document due faux ant order as the ways of the wind do wind me to bind me freely from all that do cost want not, obviously. Do you have crema? Like half-n-half? Ain’t shit ob this boat brux me dog dipshit doories.

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