“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
It was a pink ping pong ball
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Look, Hans, no ma.
He sh*t in my pants too!
Nah, that’s just ice cream.
What, did you blow a seal?
I’m glad someone got it. Also, I always wondered what a penguin car looks like.
And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.
- overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.
“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”
It’s the cobblestones.
I feel like I need to qualify that I understand this is where I write the punchline to a joke, and that I am not accientally typing this into a search engine.
spoiler
Sexy kids
DIE, HERETIC!
I like that joke!
Northern or southern baptist?
There was no punchline
After he waited so long all those other times!!!? Outrageous
At least he didn’t have to listen to what a whale sounds like
What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
