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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

Beware Beans!

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Beware Beans!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    The kitty is about 10% chicken when it’s done.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Izza bird!

    Iz MY bird!

    Catching birds is why kitties exist!

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    If my cat did this, I’d just be so impressed I’d let her have the damn chicken. Enjoy the conquest and all.

    • someguy3@lemmy.world
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      Except it sets a precedent that they can steal your food.

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      Cooked chicken bones are super dangerous. They’d likely kill your cat.

      • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        They’re not really that bad. The bones get soft and kinda crumbly when they’re cooked in the chicken. They only get brittle when they’re allowed to dry after the meat is stripped off. The whole “shards of bone will pierce their stomach/intestines” idea is kind of a myth. They’re still a choking hazard, but that’s true for any bones, cooked or not.

        I’m sure I’ll get a few people who want to link some blog that says otherwise, but that’s what the emergency vets told me the first time my dog ate fried chicken.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      When I was a little girl, I had a black cat. We lived on the 9th floor. One day the window was open and a pigeon landed on the ledge outside. My cat lunged at it, and thankfully I was there and grabbed her by her rear end.

      I was able to pull her back in, the pigeon still in her clutches. She ran to the bathroom and hid behind the toilet with the bird in her mouth.

      She growled and made absolutely insane noises at us as we tried to get her out and save the bird.

      Eventually, we got her to let go. Sadly, the bird died. We never kept that window open again, and I learned that day that Margo was a freaking ruthless hunter.

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    No longer asking if he can haz

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Beans was 9 pounds, now he’s 11 pounds…

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    40minutes? You should have declared defeat as soon as he got it under the bed. At that point you weren’t going to eat it were you?

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    Good kitty :3

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I have you tagged as “likes to meow to calm down” 😂

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      Your display name suggests that you may be biased in matters of feline goodness.

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    All on Team Beans sound off!

    • Maiq@piefed.zip
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      May his path lead to warm sands.

  • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    At that point I’d say cat deserves it

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    Are rotisserie chickens often small like that? It almost looks like a large quail.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Depends on the chicken, I have seen them come in different sizes from different places.

  • raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml
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    no you stole my cat’s name give it back :c

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Beans hungers.

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    Perfect guard kitty lol

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