I really need to stop shitposting when I’m drunk and feeling low.
But how else am I supposed to cope than by annoying you all!?
I really need to stop shitposting when I’m drunk and feeling low.
But how else am I supposed to cope than by annoying you all!?
My beloved is rather attached to her hands.
But they’d look so good as my dining table centerpiece!
I’m concerned you may have taken my reply as a plea. Dear sir, it was not a plea, rather it was a warning. Attempt to obtain her digits (and palms, knuckles, et cetera) and you yourself may be unhanded.
also I’m sorry you’re feeling low. post through it til you’re sober buddy. This is a good thread.
I appreciate that friend.
Though my hands might also make a nice centerpiece.
Ah yes, but our wetnurse is squeamish. Best that we do not trade hands, seems like dreadful business.
Indubitably