“Not even a train would hit you.”
“Thank you, Mr. person a train would hit.”
“Not even a gorilla would fuck you.”
“Thank you, I think a gorilla would be willing to fuck you.”
Generally hoping someone gets hit by a train or fucked by a gorilla would be fitting, but not in this situation because it only means your reply to their insult is insulting them slightly less than they just insulted you.
“You are so hideously repulsive that if you tried to shoot yourself the gun would jam, because not even a bullet would be willing to touch you.”
“Thank you, you are some level less hideously repulsive than that, because a bullet would be willing to touch you. BURN! HA!”
One guy told me I was so ugly my face would make a train take a dirt road. Men don’t realize how poorly it reflects on themselves to be so cruel.
I hope you said thank you, Mr. dirt road.
But that would be an awful comeback? The train is still preferring the dirt road.
…avoiding the one and hitting the other.
Right… I get it. But it’s an awful comeback.
“Not even a train would hit you.” “Thank you, Mr. person a train would hit.”
“Not even a gorilla would fuck you.” “Thank you, I think a gorilla would be willing to fuck you.”
Generally hoping someone gets hit by a train or fucked by a gorilla would be fitting, but not in this situation because it only means your reply to their insult is insulting them slightly less than they just insulted you.
“You are so hideously repulsive that if you tried to shoot yourself the gun would jam, because not even a bullet would be willing to touch you.”
“Thank you, you are some level less hideously repulsive than that, because a bullet would be willing to touch you. BURN! HA!”
Was it you?
I was thinking if the train hit this guy, it’d be the end of that lineage
a train will … change … the dirt road