Microsoft Sam kills his battery and burns his starter.

Wow this makes me so nostalgic!

“You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer’s default voice!”

I used to spend hours playing with it, making it say different things because I didn’t have any new games to play.

This made me laugh exactly as hard as it should have

My ROFLcopter goes swuhswuhswuh ttttttt

Unregistered HyperCam 2… That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

Don’t laugh, it’s a 2 stroke v6 with 2 spoiled ignition coil.

I wasn’t expecting the drop to hit so hard

Laughed too hard… really isn’t that fun, but still is

beautiful

This is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 well done!

I expected this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU56aTRbTQ8

I was expecting to hear this over it.