• wuffah@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time.

    I’m not losing much weight :(

    • Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.