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minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoTangent here, but after a lifetime of terrible eyesight, a optometrist finally told me why: I have the eyeballs of a 7’3" man! My eyeballs are huge, apparently. Just my luck, I get something the same size as a 7" 3" man, and it’s EYEBALLS.
minus-squareTheMinister@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI have the balls of a 7’3” man but the dick of a 3’7” man
Tangent here, but after a lifetime of terrible eyesight, a optometrist finally told me why: I have the eyeballs of a 7’3" man! My eyeballs are huge, apparently.
Just my luck, I get something the same size as a 7" 3" man, and it’s EYEBALLS.
I have the balls of a 7’3” man but the dick of a 3’7” man