• SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    Did you forget to pay your landlord their $50 + tip so you can be inside for another day?

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      7 hours ago

      I really admire you looking out for the little guy. It’s hard enough for a landlord to make ends meet. Most of them are living your-paycheck-to-your-paycheck. It’s important to give them a little safety net for emergencies like 3rd vacations to luxury destination resorts, yachts, cosmetic surgery, personal chefs etcetera.

      Sometimes the world seems so bleak. Then I see a comment like this and I think to myself, “Maybe we’re gonna make it after all.”

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    For 6 years going outside made me money so this meme just doesn’t work for me. I was an autistic prostitute and every John’s dong was a fidget spinner. I couldn’t get enough of my job and the best part was all the outside time.

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      I’m sincerely happy you were able to leverage your talents into a solution that was constructive and rewarding for you, and presumably your clients.

      Having said that, if I had to guess, I suspect this strategy might not be as effective for about 99.99% or more of the general population, either for lack of desire or ability.