$27.50 per movie ticket at a nearby AMC theater.
Fuck. That.

Whoa, what?? Mine is $8.50 and I just sneak in snacks and alcohol.
Did you forget to pay your landlord their $50 + tip so you can be inside for another day?
I really admire you looking out for the little guy. It’s hard enough for a landlord to make ends meet. Most of them are living your-paycheck-to-your-paycheck. It’s important to give them a little safety net for emergencies like 3rd vacations to luxury destination resorts, yachts, cosmetic surgery, personal chefs etcetera.
Sometimes the world seems so bleak. Then I see a comment like this and I think to myself, “Maybe we’re gonna make it after all.”
For 6 years going outside made me money so this meme just doesn’t work for me. I was an autistic prostitute and every John’s dong was a fidget spinner. I couldn’t get enough of my job and the best part was all the outside time.
Huh, what are the odds …
I’m sincerely happy you were able to leverage your talents into a solution that was constructive and rewarding for you, and presumably your clients.
Having said that, if I had to guess, I suspect this strategy might not be as effective for about 99.99% or more of the general population, either for lack of desire or ability.
House? Well la-di-da…
The rest of us will stay in our vans plugged into public outlets that the city forgot was turned on.
Getta load of Mr. Moneybags over here with a fancy van. Some of are lucky to live in a tent.
Garage? Garage?! Well la di da Mr Frenchman.
H: well what do you call it?
I call it my car hold.




