$27.50 per movie ticket at a nearby AMC theater.
Fuck. That.

Whoa, what?? Mine is $8.50 and I just sneak in snacks and alcohol.
Did you forget to pay your landlord their $50 + tip so you can be inside for another day?
I really admire you looking out for the little guy. It’s hard enough for a landlord to make ends meet. Most of them are living your-paycheck-to-your-paycheck. It’s important to give them a little safety net for emergencies like 3rd vacations to luxury destination resorts, yachts, cosmetic surgery, personal chefs etcetera.
Sometimes the world seems so bleak. Then I see a comment like this and I think to myself, “Maybe we’re gonna make it after all.”
For 6 years going outside made me money so this meme just doesn’t work for me. I was an autistic prostitute and every John’s dong was a fidget spinner. I couldn’t get enough of my job and the best part was all the outside time.
Huh, what are the odds …
I’m sincerely happy you were able to leverage your talents into a solution that was constructive and rewarding for you, and presumably your clients.
Having said that, if I had to guess, I suspect this strategy might not be as effective for about 99.99% or more of the general population, either for lack of desire or ability.
House? Well la-di-da…
Garage? Garage?! Well la di da Mr Frenchman.
H: well what do you call it?
I call it my car hold.
The rest of us will stay in our vans plugged into public outlets that the city forgot was turned on.
Getta load of Mr. Moneybags over here with a fancy van. Some of are lucky to live in a tent.




