-Elephants can’t jump.
-Starfish don’t brains.
-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.
There are 25-million ants for every person on this planet.
Ant-Man summoning all the ants would be way scarier than Spider-Man summoning all the spiders.
Where do I go to claim them?
I don’t want mine.
The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.
And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)
All that hentai led me to believe otherwise
That’s why that’s just fantasy 😄
Wobats poop cubes.
are their assholes square?
They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.
Asking the important questions.
Always seeing cubist shits in the bush.
They also have an armored butt
Pigs can’t look up. Sharks are older than trees. The duck billed platypus has no nipples; milk just oozes from the skin. All mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae.
It should be just platypus. And ducks are really platypus billed ducks. The platypus had it’s bill first way before ducks came along
At some point a horny platypus fucked a chicken, and invented the duck.
pigs can very obviously look up
Sharks are about as old as fire.
They evolved around 450 million years ago, which is also the time oxygen levels in the atmosphere first got high enough to sustain fire, and land plants appeared that could catch fire.That is an even cooler extension to the sharks are older than trees fact which I enjoy.
Opossums are essentially immune to rabies and eat ticks.
Venom too… They hunt snakes
You can see a good portion of the back of many owls’ eyes if you look in their ears.
Wild bees (often solo) will sometimes “bed down” in cactus flowers. The flowers close in the evening providing protection for the sleeping bee.
Earwigs can fly…
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNtn6ly9wU
I had to check that out
What the fuck, indeed!
I think I would have been a lot happier if I’d never learned that.
Orb weaver spiders use their webs as giant, super-effective external eardrums.
https://youtu.be/D1LJ3uBxRhE (@ about 26:45)
Meerkat mobs are led by a dominant female. She’s identifiable by looking for the biggest butt.
So what do I do? I now have some meerkats following me home.
Grooming them for parasites is probably a good start.
Meerkat got back.
Dat ass
Meerkass
Humans can throw objects in excess of 100 mph, and hit a target from over 60 feet away
But they still can’t take criticism.
You’ve just made an enemy for life!
Chimps will gang up and murder tyrannical leaders, we could learn so much from them. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2119677-chimps-beat-up-murder-and-then-cannibalise-their-former-tyrant/
Cats offer us mice because we are incompetent at hunting ourselves.
Humpback whales are able to navigate exceptionally well and I don’t think science knows how.
Humpback whales travel by picking a direction and traveling in that direction. They can maintain a true course to within a degree of accuracy for hundreds of miles regardless of location on the planet, ocean currents, magnetic variation, day or night, though open empty ocean.
I know how to do that, but I need stuff the whales don’t have like visual reference to a solid surface, accurate charts, radio-based navaids, winds aloft forecasts, and/or gyroscopic instruments. Most of the time, most creatures either navigate by landmarks, some are able to navigate magnetically, some can home, ie they can sense a destination and point their noses at it and go that way, as forces such as winds, ocean currents, Coriolis force etc. push them off course they steer to keep the destination dead ahead, tracing a half-teardrop course.
But humpbacks can pick a direction and go perfectly straight. Somehow.
Starfish are all head and no limbs. Genetically speaking. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/starfish-are-heads-just-heads/
