Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1697arrow-down115
arrow-up1682arrow-down1imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squarearctanthrope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up133·6 days agothe biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·6 days agoThe Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down3·6 days agoNeither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·6 days agoHey now! There were at least three drug addicts!
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-25 days agoBut man, the way they walk!
minus-squareragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 days agoThe serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoAnd led to the curse of painful childbirth.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoBut does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
minus-squareEntertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·6 days agoTrouser snake?
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days agoAnd, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoWere there sheep as well? “No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!” God, probably
minus-squarebunkyprewster@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoHadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-26 days ago*Penises. A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoAnd its partner the hemiclitoris…
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoThat’s because it’s not a penis…
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
And they couldn’t dance.
But man, the way they walk!
Hank…?
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
Trouser snake?
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
Were there sheep as well?
“No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!”
Hadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
*Penises.
A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
And its partner the hemiclitoris…
I coulda had a hemi
That’s because it’s not a penis…