My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?


I don’t care. I can’t fix stupid. I can explain things. I can’t understand them for you.
People that make claims without evidence will have them dismissed for exactly that reason. If that’s putting you off, then kiss off.