My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

  • Watermark710@piefed.social
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    9 days ago

    Paragraph 1) It gets very hot here.

    Paragraph 2) Even in the winter, we just turn the heat on.

    Paragraph 3) I shit a lot.

    In short, your teacher was an idiot.

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      9 days ago

      Alr, thanks for that.

      No, she wasn’t an idiot overall. She might be ignorant in this subject, but she was sooooo good at english.