My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
I’ve heard some fascinating propaganda about Americans, but this is new. What about the colder parts of Europe or Asia? Why only North America? Does this only occur above a certain latitude? If you move from a warmer climate to a cooler climate, does your body naturally adapt and how long does it take? With global warming, will everyone suddenly start shitting more and think they’re dying? The sewage systems will explode because they won’t be able to adapt to millions of people suddenly shitting daily instead of weekly.
Finn here. Never pooped a day in my life. I thought it was a myth, like the tooth fairy, or Summer.