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You’re lucky your momma died giving birth to you. If she saw you now, she would’ve died of shame.
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)
Just respond to everything they say with “sorry, I’m not into Pokemon.”
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Beat me to it
What does this even mean
“Your mom is a hoe and your dad is an alcoholic.”
Explanation
Hamsters have a lot of random sex and elderberries can be fermented into wine.
(You DO need Fr*nch accent to make this insult work tho)
I love this one from Coriolanus:
For you, be that you are, long, and your misery increase with your age!
If all the village-idiots of all the villages in the world, would leave for a brand new village of village-idiots, you’d be their village-idiot.
If idiot does not count as “swear” tho…
Lano & woodley ftw.
Oh I didn’t even know where it was from, I just heard that somewhere and it got stuck :) But good to know, will check them!
I bet you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
I’ve also heard “wind sandwich.”
Soup sandwich is another
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
… Do the down votes prefer anal?
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
“You are not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.”
Guaranteed to slug the inner child of, at least, three or four generations. Might have diminishing returns at the extremes (brainwashed boomers and brainrot zoomers) but should still hit pretty hard on those who grew up watching Fred Rogers and are capable of some amount of introspection.
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”
I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
“You’re irrelevant to me.”
