One of mines:
All the kids had a name, all except
Joke: Epstein killed himself. (Sorry I am terminally online)
As someone who loves puns and other dad joke type humor, puns feel very much situational and a part of improv. They’re great in the moment when you quickly think of something that gets the crowd groaning, but I can’t just dig them up with no buildup and get that same feeling.
For example, I could tell you ten random puns without context to try and make you laugh, but more than likely, “no pun in ten did.”
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
A flat minor
What do you get if you fling a piano intro an army camp?
A Flat Major
I see said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.
I don’t get your joke and it’s hurting my brain
Nevermind got it. All the children loves poetry except Tina she can’t rhyme
All the children crossed the river except Kim she couldnt swim
I’m still struggling. Was OP’s joke an unfinished “type of joke”?
Like saying, ‘I enjoy “you’re momma so fat” jokes’?
Edit: ohhhhhh… as soon as I commented, I read the joke again and got it.
For anyone else struggling, the only kid that doesn’t have a name, literally has no name to write out
Does music ever make you wonder? It certainly made Stevie Wonder
Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
your mama so fat, her blood type is ragu. lol
mama so fat Thannos had to snap twice!
yo mama is so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.
your mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips. lol
im on a seafood diet
i see food, and if its a fish i eat it
Something about a man fucking goats.
Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why? Because you’re supposed to get 3² meals.
My wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It’s okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries.
The United States of America
What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Punchline
Nothing. You can’t cross a vector with a scaler
A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”
I couldn’t get my wife’s attention the other day. So I sat down, got comfortable.
That did the trick.
