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This guy sounds like a huge fucking loser bro

Fucking alpha male right there

Ya know what. I like that tomato shit to remember the conversion. I like SI far more than US customary tho

Have you seen the movie ‘The Sixth Day’ with Arnold schwarzenegger? Checkout the sexbot there. Thats what I need. Thats what we ALL need. Or aliens to fool around with.

Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.

The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.

To be fair, we all know AI sexbots are coming. I suspect those future LLMussies are going to feel amazing

Holy hell this man is never going to live this one down

He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster

Same. Sometimes it looks nasty but it feels better imo🤷🏻‍♂️

You shouldn’t pour it down the drain for obvious reasons but putting it in a jar is weird af. Is there some actual reason for the jar that I don’t know? Whenever I have to do the dishes and there is a lot of grease in a pan I just put a few papertowels (if needed) in the trash and pour the grease in there. When I’m done with the dishes I take the trash out.