TrooBloo

Also, where does the straw go? It just stops at the entrance.

He called the shit poop!

I don’t really pay attention to pop news, but I seen to remember she shaved it off in some kind of episode. Which is understandable considering what she and other child stars are made to go through. To your point, part of that is how mean the media is to them, even in its reactions to the mental breakdowns they cause.

Anxiety Chili

No no no

Not that it matters

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But yes!

Dick Dick (my Moby Dick/Dick Tracy crossover)

I’m cumming!

This is literally the first instruction God gives Adam and Eve. Do not eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Do not develop an independent sense of morality. What God says is the right thing at that time, and don’t you dare contradict him.

Muscular twink

the government may be responsible for reissuing every American a new Social Security number at great cost

Has this department made our government efficient yet?

Yeah, the other kind tends to shut itself up pretty quick.

He specifically said he wasn’t going to tear it up, right? That he came not to change one “jot or tittle” of the old law, but to “fulfill” it, whatever that means. Never made any sense to me.