lies, vegan cheesecake is fire

this greed Sickens me

every time i remember she named him that im in actual disbelief😥

this image goes hard

godlike image

im going for a 5000 BCE, i miss good old cereal farming

their greed sickens me

me. i am the one who exhorts the Prius

true af. i love going to the store with someone and making fun of random weird product names and stuff i see

what’s that? looks cool

wankoffles :) :)

im MAKING it on the STOVE like a CAVEMAN

yes bro. i just never remember to. i could go an entire day without drinking water (i pretty much have before)

stirfryandbeansandriceius

you need to grind up your floorboards and use that

that deck is sick asf

mine made it like 10 pixels wide lmao

they also loaf like cats :3

whos a Nuanced and Complex kitty?

oh syzygy is an AMAZING word