Hi New!
I’m gay!

Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.

Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson

Petrichor is available as perfumes. Spray it where you fancy and bob’s your uncle.
For your mango kink, go test Wanted By Night By Azzaro. To me, it smells like mango leaves/mango seed, ymmv.

So you are a butt guy.
Nice!!!

No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valves-reported-profit-per-head-from-steam-commissions-is-out-there-and-at-usd3-5-million-per-employee-it-makes-apple-and-facebook-look-like-a-lemonade-stand/

Ha ha
You stupid dildo!

Bbbbbuu…bbbuuuttttttt

TYLENOL!

I wanna see!
I wanna see!
I wanna see!

Counter strike.
Any version of it.
Fucking meaningless piece of work.
I mean, it’s a really simple game, but it’s only because of the players’ skills that the game has kept making it one of the most played games of all time.
So, there’s no depth to it. No story. Just a bunch of racially-insensitive idiots shooting at each other.
The CS “2”, is again an iterative. Looks pretty, got new maps and shit and a truck load of gambling-training transactions.
I cannot see the reasons why such a stupid game can keep players coming back to it. Been doing my “research” since I sprouted wispy beard, I can now tell how cold the weather would get just from the pain in my knees, so don’t even think about coming at me, I’ll knife you with my Karambit before you even load, punk!
All hail our Lord and saviour, father Gabe!

So you are into pegging. We know brah!
It’s tots normal my man. We all are, we all love it. You were just living under a rock.
Good thing your woman has patience.
Happy for you and your dom gurl!

Heyyyyyyy

I choose this guy’s wife’s husband.
Assuming she’s married to a dude.

Not only is this disgusting, but the lack of gay fodder is appalling!
You guys are like the most crowded people on this planet, sure there are shit-ton of gay dudes amongst you. Why leave that market out?
Is it criminal/illegal to love cocks in India?

…that I am a major fuck-up!
Seriously, had I had even an iota of inclination, I would not have done things that have landed me where I am today.
I could’ve moved to a small town, sold ice-cream from a dinky little shop and lived a peaceful life. But my totally not supportive brain kept talking to me to pursue the ultra-pro-max-difficult things like science and research! I cry everyday.
Fuck you brain! I wish you the worst.

No wonder he is so full of shit all the time!
Dude needs to be dicked down hard till post nut clarity smacks him in the face so hard he begins to realise he is supposed to be human.
I aint volunteering. Maybe some apple fan boi will do the deed.

Extremely deceiving.
I’ve been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
Totally average.
Not that I’m complaining. Simply conveying.

I wanna pspspsp this cat,
but I don’t know how to pronounce her name.