Trump is such a little bitch

The real mvp right here, fuck headlines like this

If this person were to drown in a shallow puddle humanity would be unquestionably better off

It’s for Bubba

The calls are few and far between that’s for sure. I’ve only had four or five in total

I’ve helped a visually impaired person find their dogs poop so they could pick it up via the “Be my eyes” app. They activated their camera and I used it to direct them to the poop

American doctors, please stop fighting that particular blood clot

Cops were so thirsty for a conviction they completely broke the chain of custody on their “evidence”. The whole thing should be thrown out

That sounds an awful lot like something Rick would say

Rock slings are incredibly fun, you can chuck rocks and balls so far people love to try it, especially kids

It’s strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire

Ever considered having your testosterone checked?

When the president rapes kids and sucks Bubba’s dick it’s a national security risk (National security risk get-out-of-jail-free card not available for Democrats, terms and conditions apply, please see Putin for details)

Redacttape

Sweet do Musk next

I believe he was an active participant

Much better

Putin is threatening to release the blow job pictures, many people are saying it