You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

Take their bathroom door away since everyone has the same wiggly bits anyway.

Luckily there are still some interesting forums around for specific topics and old school games!

Please provide your address, email address, phone number, and a scan of your ID card to activate Linux.

The peace plan is insane. Not only surrender your territory, they expect to REDUCE the Ukrainian military and give up long range weapons? That plan is basically handing over the rest of Ukraine at a later date.

“Think about it. They drained a lot of oil in the Middle East, so there must be cool underground lakes of oil you can paddle around in down there.” -Gas station geologist

I’ve been using Linux as my daily driver for over a month. The only thing I miss are some old windows apps that I’m too lazy to troubleshoot in Wine.

HML Enterprise is extremely reliable for banking operations…probably.

I’m a total newbie to Linux, but why do people dislike Ubuntu?

I like that cat’s style.

Pokémon Kentucky

This more insane than the great taste of RAT COLA. THE ONLY BRAND THAT MAKES YOU SCURRY LIKE A RAT.

Project Zomboid is one of my favorite games of all time!

Cat: The hour fast approaches where the human shall adore me.
Dog: I got this fart you ought to check out bud!

Ron Swanson: Nooooooooooooo!!!

Anal is now first base.