More of a “watching multi-hour video essays on YouTube” kind of guy. To me music is a celebratory thing and celebration is impossible at work. Because I’m at work.

I don’t think one of the dumbest people alive knows what a gun sounds like. He probably heard his wife’s boyfriend cough and thought antifa was invading his property.

Double it twice. Also stab him in the balls.

Fuck my feelings. They got me into this mess in the first place.

I wonder how much of this is an act by Ukraine. Appearing to look like being open for peace talks is always better than outright rejecting it. Even when the proposal is a joke. Zelenskyy said it himself in the article.

Let’s not forget the last few months. That orange fuck changes his mind all the time. I wonder what the next weeks will bring.

Same. I don’t work because I like my stupid ass job. I work because I like everything outside my job and some of these things are in dire need of being financed.

He can go on live television and eat a living, screaming baby and they will defend him.

The only reason they asked for the files is because they believe there are only people they don’t like on it.

There are no bounds to this insanity.

Same. I have a bad habit of shitposting into a comment section only to later see which community it was in. So I preemptively blocked them. The only community I did so, not to protect myself, but others.

What are you doing, step-protester?

I don’t like the way this meme hits me.

fire up Dark Souls

deactivate safety protocols

get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator

broadcast livestream to Romulan territory

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I never said that. You mentioned it, I agreed with you and expanded on that thought. What’s the problem?

“Everyone else is an NPC” is one of the most childish things to assume. It shows a severe lack of emotional intelligence and maturity. Everyone is doing what is expected from them. But not I. I am living the dream! Playing video games 24/7 and wanking to hentai.

Not that there is anything wrong with playing video games all the time or wanking like a champ. That sounds pretty cool tbh. But the problem arises when you put a barrier between the me and them. A very central thing to learn growing up is the same beauty, pain, ugliness and happiness you find in yourself can be found in other people too. Their daily life is as colourful as yours maybe even more so. I think this trap is something that creeps into many young people who mostly live their life’s online and try to justify their social shortcomings by making up these weird and many times unfair standards.

I hope I don’t sound too harsh. To a degree I have been like that once I think? At least I had a strong tendency to that kind of mindset. So I know how that feels like. But I also know that a lot of that is just childish self deception.

That doesn’t mean I feel like a normal person at all. Fuck no. I hate big gatherings, loud places, loud people (fuck them in particular) and chaos in general. I either shut in or explode in rage. I am absolutely not made for other people or doing normal things like…idk talking about the weather or taxes or some shit.

Today I know that comes from me being balls deep on the spectrum and I appreciate everyone who is willing to drag me to these social events. Because even tho I feel stressed at times, the reality is: That’s the absolute exception. The worst case scenario almost never happens. And I end up being happy with friends and strangers alike.

When it comes to everything else: I have a job because I need to have one to exist, I happily live with my better half, but there are no children planed. Every milestone I set in my life I did so when I felt like that and I ended up doing so relatively late. “Screw social norms anyway.”, he said while knowing that living by these norms is totally ok, too. Gatekeeping happiness is for cunts anyway.

Sorry for rambling too much. What I’m trying to say is: Nobody cares. Do whatever you want. Be normal, or not.

Imagine your pants getting smaller.

“It’s piracy, and how do you deal with pirates?” Putin said. “You destroy them. It doesn’t mean that tomorrow a war will erupt all across the global ocean, but certainly the risk of confrontation will seriously increase.”

I love how he immediately paddles back in the next sentence like the coward he is. Your almighty fleet got crippled by a nation without a navy. There will be no “ocean war”. Europe is doing what it should have done years ago.

Get wrecked.

“This is where empathy gets you!”

Just cast Narsets Reversal on it and watch how his arsehole implodes on his own arseholeness.