You say that every. single. time.

If I had to guess, YouTube video uploads are down or at least stalling, and this is an easy way to juice the numbers before the next quarter. Content is content, after all, and line must go up.

CONSUME MY HOT EXCRETIONS, HUMAN!

They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.

Honestly thought South Park made them up, I had never heard of them before that. It’s beanie babies all over again.