Gringo Bandito. It’s a flavorful medium-heat hot sauce.

Thanks for the additional context.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg! -Mike Tyson (probably)

Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch PIANIST.

(punchline from a different joke of the same genre)

If I recall, Masons don’t require you to worship any specific God, just believe in a higher power or something like that.