justadudeingear

something drastic has to happen

He really is a vampire though

She looks more like Coraline

Sucks to hear. On a bender sometimes the only thing I can stomach is tomato soup

Towlie!!??!?

He learns the hard way that he needs to find a way to limit his dependency on the Limitless pill.

All it really takes is the Limitless pill. The protagonist in the movie Limitless gets so much done after taking the Limitless pill in the movie Limitless. Limitless is a movie about a man who discovers the Limitless pill to help him accomplish almost limitless amount of things. But he learns that there is a limit that the Limitless pill can do if he takes it for too long. Because the Limitless pill isn’t really limitless.

I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible

Guess the game

Cause she took tylenol

Happy Zetember

wow I feel like im epstein himself! cool!

Welp maybe this is his way of saying he doesn’t need a nurse

Didn’t know we needed to take notes on this operation from Trump

Trump: they’re laughing at me! LAUGHING AT ME!!!

We didn’t worry about the Epstein files because our president didn’t have anything to gain by burying the files deeper for his participation in the guys murder.

You know what they say about the FBI. Signal isn’t safe… nothing is

Weed

He has massive closet energy