They can’t afford to check their grammar. You think they can afford to give their employees benefits? You expect the poor CEO to take a pay cut to pay for all of this? You’ll just have to go to poor Timmy Executive and tell him he’s not getting that second yacht for Christmas this year.

And the other half use websites that don’t care about being legal.

My new political alignment chart compares racism with caring about being seen as racist.

My belief is that Texas knows it’s impossible to actually enforce these laws, so they’re ofsetting the responsibility to citizens. Instead of “See something, say something” it’s “see something, sue someone”, which perfectly represents some parts of American legal culture.

Do NOT the cat fur.

You did not need to sculpt the genitals, but you did anyway.

Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up?

Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.

It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”

Original Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition on PC), so custom servers.

I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the reverse throwing pistol. (I was leading my shots)

When I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay.

snap

“Windows just works”

When did Microsoft steal Apple’s marketing material?

I see it.

Readers, remember where you are LOL.

Are we getting a divorce? Who will host Christmas?

The nurse came?

The hair on my head wants to have a fight with the hair on my ass. Who am I to deny it?

Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.

Starbucks workers deserve more. My work’s on-site Starbucks is a staffed by a catering company, so I’m not sure about their status.