Alligator on a kiddie raper.

https://uk.haynes.com/products/fiat-500-panda-2004-2012-haynes-repair-manual

I would love to replace work van with an electric one, but so far it’s not possible for one main reason (other than cost)…I often tow quite heavy trailers and my diesel can tow 2500kg, but every electric van I’ve looked at can only tow 750kg. Maybe it’s something to do with that?

Wasn’t Jander the hobot?

Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.

ICE as in Internal Combustion Engine, or as in the US neo-brownshirts?

It’s not called the “middle of the earth” sea for nothing.

With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

And you know what the worst part is?

I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.