Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.


Either world domination or a peaceful night at home, not quite sure yet.
You let it rise too long.


Jennifer B… Ohhhh it’s from Jennifer Bitch!


I have a theory that when you get into the shower, you’re linked to everyone in your area who is having a shower and everyone’s existential crisis’ get merged into one giant existential crisis that’s shared, that’s why you think of weird shit sometimes in the shower, it’s someone else’s issue bothering you.
That’s the look of simultaneously absolutely loving and completely regretting your decision.
Yeah, well, if you don’t want me to devour the entire buffet, stop making your food so damn tasty and also fix that weird thing where Chinese food disappears from your belly half hour later and you’re hungry again… Then I might eat a respectable amount of your delicious food.


Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.


356,411 km, give or take.


You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?


We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.


I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.


AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
There’s an interview where you see Trey snap back to reality remember he’s high and snap back, it’s one of those “cheer me up” videos.
Big tiddy Gothaclypse!


What about violins?


You just gotta get back on that dick and keep sucking dick till you get back to your default dick sucking ability.
I believe in you!
Ahhhh, so it’s you! Nice! Keep up the good work!