Ypsilenna Gloomvale

I didn’t even notice what it was at first. Well, I guess if I finally managed to take all of that off and not burn in the process, I could technically put these decorations on myself and just sing “White Christmas” while spraying the flames.

8, I think

If I adopted a cat with this pattern, I would call it Munch. People would ask if it’s because it likes to eat so much, and I would explain that it just reminds me of The Scream 😆

I feel like my mom made this meme, lol (She’d be on the “me” side)

Yes! I haven’t heard of this channel for years, thanks for reminding me 😄

I would like to see it crawl like one

I once watched art videos on YouTube, and ended up finding a channel of a lady who was drawing weirdly described scenes from books she found. One of them was from an erotic fanfic about clippy, lmao

Awww, puts them back in the fridge

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

I can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.

I can hear this image. It sounds like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

I’m “it’s all metal” but in all genres. I just enjoy listening to whatever track that sparks joy (you definitely wouldn’t like me DJing on your party, lol)

I wonder if they added some softener when they washed them 😂

It’s Bojack

“Khajit has wares if you have coin” vs “COIN.”

He’s having a stronk, call a bondulance

For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.

My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand… 😆

I also don’t live in the US, and the people who cause such drama usually don’t even seem to need it. They just say that it’s “their money, and they have to get it”.