Congrats. Enjoy the root beer.

Yep. Egg + sriracha for me.

“STAAAHP!”

critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease

Reality has a liberal bias.

Anybody remember that time when the national security advisor invited a journalist to a Signal chat where the Secretary of Defense leaked battle plans?

Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

Nah. You showed your ass you fascist piece of shit. (Referring to good ol’ boy Markwayne, not OP, of course.)

The best kind of correct!

I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.

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There are two people water-walking without balloons behind the two women on the left. Time travelers? Aliens? The JFK assassins? We deserve the truth!

Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.

I honestly thought this was The Onion.

“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?

Good. This should have happened in the few second between his first Nazi salute and his second, but better late than never.

I’m sorry for your loss. I’ll give Bella some extra blankie time this evening.

Got it, thanks!

I appreciate the offer, but I feel I should tell you that I’m not a very active community member on Mastadon. It’s mostly just doomscrolling and the occasional boost for me. I won’t be offended if you want to use your invites to recruit more active members.