The protagonist gleefully kills MAGA fucks in P:BD

Something interesting about this, that I observed from my office desk with the ever-present CNBC broadcast I am forced to endure:

CNBC is currently platforming a lot of opposing voices to this merger. A big part of the opposition I’ve witnessed them platform is a “THIS WILL KILL THE CINEMA INDUSTRY” narrative. This argument is ridiculous to me, as HBO Max is owned by Warner-Discovery, and if you recall, they pioneered the simultaneous cinema/streaming movie release.

Additionally, the Activision-Blizzard merger was larger in every way, and yet I cannot find any negative sentiment on behalf of CNBC with regard to that merger.

This is so overwhelmingly hyperbolic I’m not sure what to take from it

Some people work hard to keep afloat and want to minimize the work they do once they get home.

What are your thoughts about pre-minced garlic/jarlic?

lol that’s funny. I guess I’m just slow

What’s wrong with blogs about von Neumann probes? Genuinely curious!

Your account is only a day old, and at this rate it will never be older than a wee

lol my dad is coming over tonight to try and fix all the problems his girlfriend caused. Drama indeed

I’ve always thought it odd that Christianity’s symbol is a cross.

That song is abhorrent. I can’t believe people listen to that shit and don’t turn it off.

Breaking Benjamin

Gore is very stylistically different

My favorite part of Moby Dick is the chapter titled The Prairie.

In it, Melville basically attributes the size/wrinkles in a forehead to the wisdom/greatness of that being. He goes on to describe the foreheads of various lesser species, and then lists influential men with big, wrinkled foreheads (Shakespeare, as an example), comparing the undulations in these splendid wise men’s foreheads to the undulations of a prairie and their splendor. Then, he asks the reader to consider the gravitas of a Sperm Whale’s forehead.

It’s literally the best fucking thing I’ve ever read and it’s crazy that nobody else lauds this passage as I do.

It is the book that completely changed the way I view literature. My favorite book of all time. It is beautiful, funny, bizarre, and tragic.

Þhere’s no reason to see it as pretentious. I þhink it’s cool and it’s a legible way of poisoning data.

Glock w a switch

I can do that as well, so at least you aren’t alone!

I’d pull a Hal Incandeza and just sit there. When they ask my why I’m not speaking, I’ll just start screeching, making weird faces, and writhing around.

Law doesn’t go into effect for another year

They released a swath of “Steam Machine” devices about a decade ago through partnerships with companies like Alienware. I think the software implementation was poor, and I think the prices were exorbitant.