Yeah, fuck that. I tear out tags, or cut them off. Some t-shirts actually come tag-less or put the tag at the bottom.

The older I get (I’m 54) I find the less tolerance I have for bullshit.

I love a good Clerks reference, here’s some Lemmy Silver {S}.

I came here for this.

It’s their main recruitment tactic for military service, since the newer generation aren’t falling for the flag-waving propaganda that previous gens were more susceptible to.

7x7= 49, not 47.

My first car was a '73 VW Super Beetle.

Be careful with the “ableist” speech friend, I’ve been banned from a couple of “sub-lemmies”.

Dexter. I noped out after the Season 3 finale where they (John Lithgow’s psycho killer character) killed his wife. My gf kept watching, and was predictably pissed when they killed the sister in the series finale. I laughed like hell. I will not be watching the reboot.

She should cancel the fucking check. “Oh, $1200 isn’t enough? Let me take my ass down the road to Bumfuck Boondocks Baptist Church then.”

Steve Buscemi.

I was banned for expressing a political opinion. I was annoyed that someone else was trying to shoehorn politics into an art appreciation sub, to which I responded in a visceral way, typical of an alcoholic who had been dry for less than a week.

My younger brother, who taught himself how to play guitar, was amazed that I can whistle in tune.

Not being on my phone at work.

Have you ever seen the indy movie Citizen Ruth with Laura Dern? I actually knew the guy who played her meth-head boyfriend, and the fat-ass biker escort later on in the movie.

Santa is the most communist of communists; giving gifts to all children just for being “good”.

This is how I started questioning the existence of Santa, even kids I knew were little bastards got all the good gifts.

“And hear the lamentation of their women.”

I remember reading this quote a few years ago (probably Reddit), but I don’t remember if attribution was given. Kudos to you CAVOK.

Gatormobile. I can easily imagine the owner supplementing his income by poaching alligators in Florida or Louisiana.

I try like hell to avoid shopping at peak times. Before Covid, I could shop at 2am, but now I’m one of the oldsters waiting for the place to open at 7 or 8am.

I also like Antiques Roadshow, but only the American version. I don’t give two shits about your mums tea set that was signed by the Queen’s dog-wrangler that you paid 50 quid for that’s now worth 200 pounds.

Alcoholics, people who take Metformin (diabetes med), and people who eat at Bojangles. I’ve cut out two of these, see if you can guess which two.