Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.

Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius

We got covid, krok addicts, and republicans, it’s close enough.

Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…

Ah yes, the cuddle puddle’s distant cousin: the sleep heap.

Or anything on the N64. Nintendo really loved inverted y in the early days of analog.

There is no “too soon” to joke about dead nazis.

Our internet…

Implying they have their own…

Feet are pointed the wrong way. Unless he snapped his spine in half and spun his neck on a 180, that ain’t his.