Me at the sex shop checkout:

“I… I have a prescription.”

The original sin was colonizing the Americas in the first place.

Y’all could have been playing ollamalizti right now.

It’s not, but I’m willing to hear your reasoning.

Neat, now to learn German, find this book and find who he was supposedly quoting 😂

I love that the reference includes “see Stalin” without any further context. We’ve come full circle 😶

The secret ingredient is an ad-blocker.

I’ve always attributed that first quote to Machiavelli, but I can’t any source for it either. Am I crazy?

My problem with this is that mixing all of these would necessarily average out the caffeine/vitamin contents of all the parts, which would then necessarily be less than whichever ingredient had the most.

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_amicale_des_amateurs_d'andouillette_authentique

Sorry, the page doesn’t exist in English :(

Found the pedophile!

The good one

Ah, yes the fabled Horny Text Markup Language.

I don’t really get it. Snopes says “mostly false”, but then confirms that the UK made a recommendation to replace analog clock for digital ones because “some students had trouble estimating the remaining time”.

While OOP is a shortcut/overgeneralization, it doesn’t sound “mostly false” to me.

Not that we know of *

I feel like text can never be NSFW.

To me, NFSW is for stuff that people could see over your shoulder in the subway or in an open space, idk.

When the pun in the comments is better than the post.

Sweet Beanut Jelly.

They would be willing to reopen it if people show up to develop it. The problem is that seemingly noone is invested enough to keep it going.

Does anyone have an archive link for the original Wired article?

Outside of PeerTube, you mean?

Tots and pears.