I’m gonna die and like it.
I’m gonna die and like it.


The fattest pigs make the crispiest bacon.


My favorite Australian song right now is I HATE RICH CUNTS by MUDRAT.
Edit: I also really like Tom Cardy. If you’re a fan of comedic music, at least check out Big Breakfast.


Compys! Or Compsognathus if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


Hopefully not as voluminous as you though.


I bought a silly game that just launched called Escape From Duckov. Played it for three hours straight! It’s kinda addicting.


You can’t fool me. You’re just trying to offload your pancake surplus! (I’ll take three stacks please…)


To buy a house. And yeah.


Can’t get turned into a zombo if I’m already one! C’mere and gimme that hug!
They’re efficient at a couple things. None of the things are good things unfortunately.