Decided to try this by hand just for the fun of it. I stopped at twelve decimal points because it seems to just go on in a loop forever and I can’t do this all day. 2.571428571428…

“What colour should we paint this wall?”

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If NATO used this they might get sued by Nintendo for P. Maybe not, but that’s a showdown I’d LOVE to watch.

Yes, but so should water, electricity, healthcare etc, so it doesn’t look like that’s happening

Nothing. There is no hope.

Local - I guess they’re doing ok? I don’t hear much about them but the sewer system and roads are working so they have to be doing something right.

National - I’m fatigued with them. I barely have any energy left to care what these useless cunts get up to.

Yeah true, to be remembered we need someone alive to remember us

Maybe a few particularly consequential world leaders, but most of us? No.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll all die to global warming within one, maybe two, generations of that starting

Honestly? Completely fair. I wouldn’t wanna get hounded in public either

Was never a sports guy in the first place

I mean…technically they did, and still do, since birds are technically dinosaurs, but context clued tell me that the people being talked about here didn’t have that in mind when answering the survey

Back then they didn’t use Jesus’s birth (or at least, the date Dionysius Exiguus thought was Jesus’s birth) as the epoch for counting the years.

As someone who is listening to a video on NewPipe as I type this very comment, no they did not

This HAS to be satirical, right?

Thank you

Isn’t this a non-corpo alternative to reddit? Or am I missing the point completely?

Yeah this actually happens. One time most of Armenia got cut off from the internet cus a lady in Georgia cut a cable looking for copper.

Idfk man

Well that puts a whole new perspective on this