Maxxie

I agree, and I hate it for us

when chatbots overtake pornography 🫩

I looked it up (was interested what has replaced it), am I looking at the wrong table?

wikipedia’s list of most visited websites

How dare you, Greg would never abandon his child because he was adopted.

No, he’s going to do it because he harbors deep resentment for what he became, what he could’ve been. Any time someone perceives him feels like a metaphorical slap across his face, not unlike the real physical one he in his wrathful impotence inflicted onto Laura.

Greg needs therapy, but he’s only getting it later in his 50s because I enjoy imagining pathetic people. It’s very normal do not think into it.

If I’d be stuck doing this, I’d start writing personalities for the alts.

This Xiaomi 10s is Greg, his wife Lauren (Pixel 3a) left him because he slapped her eleven years into their marriage. He begged her to come back, but Lauren is too afraid to end up like her friend Emy (Galaxy with flickering screen), to get caught up in the cycle of “leave-forgive”. The ladies are meeting on Friday, posting similar pictures of wine glasses into their feeds.

Greg sees his son twice a month (an iphone, the small one they stopped making awhile ago). Lately he can’t seem to get rid of the thought that he’s not doing it because he wants to, but because “that’s what fathers do”. The next visit will be his last, he’ll switch to sending cards and racist tweets about Mamdani.

yes

there was another crypto kidnapping (also in russia) a few years ago, they tortured him and got all his apes. DeFi, kinda scary

Look, to live together we have to learn to compromise.

Here’s a list of your friends, cross the ones you like the least.

I support their journey into systemhood 😌

plot twist: its the same person

Same vibe as putin declaring LGBTQ an “extremist organization”.

I’m starting to think executive branch having power to name enemies of the state is a bad idea.

I actually googled it an hour ago, don’t feel the urge to do it again for now.

I miss reply all 😔

The inflation is frigging crazy, only a few month ago there were 30-50 wild hogs 😠

I used to run wsl for dev work (before admin let me switch OS), debugging environment issues was such a pain

Vampire fireman wouldn’t be able to enter a house if it was on fire, why would police be different